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Old 04-08-2005, 03:08   #7
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Re: 20k given to me as business start up: need help

One good way to jump start the crippling of your account is as follows.

1st month: Play NFP (double your account. WOW, I AM A GENIUS NOW!!)

2nd month: Play NFP again (40% gain.. well, I AM still a genius just that.. hey, how many even get close to 40%?)

3rd month: Play NFP again (I am GOD. Say... long-short-long-short-long.... ok, I will go long. Price goes up up up up up then suddenly down down DOWN. BUSTED. OMG, I lost everything I made the last 2 months in 1 night. If not for the margin call, I might even need to give them my pants.)

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Ok, someone lend me 20k. I know I am good, I just need to go short next time.
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