Humor in Forex trade

[Lhar_moneytec]

I found forex so serious, everytime I read forums, they are asking serious problems. Does anyone here don't know to give forex trade a break. Bring out your humor in forex. Share your funny trade.

[forex_fund_mgr]

Forex is a place to make money and treat it as a serious business. You want jokes, go to a comedy club.

[Lhar_moneytec]

It's not what you think, what I am trying to say here is that, for those traders who only wanted to share some funny experiences. First of all, this a forum and not the actual live trade. Well, just like in my case, before a friend of mine keeps on saying dummy trade, later that I know that dummy trade is a demo account. So what's wrong with sharing some experiences like that.

[hale24]

this thread might be fun. i hope traders who had unforgettable trades would share their experiences here. at least to put smile on our serious faces.

[Lhar_moneytec]

this thread might be fun. i hope traders who had unforgettable trades would share their experiences here. at least to put smile on our serious faces.

Thanks Hale. I appreciate that you posted on this thread. Can you tell me about your funny trade?
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[Claud]

Forex is a place to make money and treat it as a serious business. You want jokes, go to a comedy club.

Oh stop being such a party pooper! Loosen up, have a laugh you wet blanket, here, have a look at these funny FX ads from a broker, see, even they know how to have fun!:

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoRuKWwFl8g]YouTube - ACM - Tired of Slippage?[/URL]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHY8S-Thzog]YouTube - ACM - Tired of Requotes ?[/URL]

[Lhar_moneytec]

Thanks Claude for that share, that was funny,hahaha.

[lorcan]

This does not belong in this board so it is moved to the off topic section,please make sure you post in the right place, Thanks.

[Belgian]

Forex hedging

The trader comes to the other and asks a lot of money loans:

- Why do they do to you?
- I know a way to make money in Forex. I just do not have a little money.
- Well, you educated man, familiar with probability theory, and reason like a boy. In the Forex market can not make money!

- Give a bet, you buy me a bottle of expensive brandy, if I get rich.

Six months later, a trader comes in cognac. Another surprise asks:

- But how did you get rich?

- I bought broker. Forex hedging

[Belgian]

Lottery

A broker named, Jean Paul, moved to Texas and bought a donkey from an old farmer named Ben for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.

The next day, Ben drove up and said,
Ben: Sorry, but I have some bad news. The donkey died.
Jean Paul: Well, then, just give me the money back,
Ben: Can't do that. I went and spent it already.
Jean Paul: OK, then. Just unload the donkey,
Ben: What ya going to do with him?
Jean Paul: I'm going to raffle him off,
Ben: You can't raffle off a dead donkey!
Jean Paul: Sure can. Watch me. I just won't tell that he's dead,

A month later Ben met up with the Cajun and asked,
Ben: What happened with that dead donkey?
Jean Paul: I raffled him off, I did. I sold 500-hunderd tickets at two dollars apiece and made a profit of $898,
Ben: Didn't anyone complain?
Jean Paul: Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.

[Belgian]

. In pizzeria

A forex guru (GURU) walks into a pizzeria to order a pizza. There the waiter (WAITER) asks him:
WAITER: Should I cut it into six pieces or eight pieces?
GURU: I'm feeling rather hungry right now. You'd better cut it into eight pieces.

[johnstarks]

Forex is a place to make money and treat it as a serious business. You want jokes, go to a comedy club.

Don't be so serious man, you'll get older early...