Red-lite, green-lite speshal

[Gomer]

Howdy folks!!!

I've dun bot many uh fortchin makers before, but now I thank I dun got may a reel good one!! This here new fortchin maker I got I got on sale fer five ez installmints of $599.00. I ain't ever seen such a fine deel!!

The old forthin maker I had broke wen my old lady threw it at may fer passin out drunk in my naybor's front yard. She wuz espeshially mad that I'd drunk all da moon shine prior ta that, and she didn't get nun.

Now back to my forthin maker, it is SWEET I tell ya! The thang puts green lites and red lites up on the chart. The old one jist let out sum noyzez wen it wuz reddy to tell may wut ta do. The new one also writes small messages for may, rite on da chart.

So without further ado, let may show yall what a fine peece of mashinery I dun got heer. Oh ya, and if anybuddy else has dun got themselves a forthin maker too, feel free ta show it off heer.

[Gomer]

Dang...ain't got much time ta tipe. Buy at 3365 in next hour if it dun gits there. Page 334 in da manual sez 10 pip stop.

[Gomer]

Howdy yall!!

I is jist sittin heer drinkin a beer, and da dang green lite dun showed up again. Its decided ta tell may ta buy here at 1.3350 and page 254 in da manual sez ta use a 20 pip stop. I thank da target is gonna be arownd 1.3500.

OK..gotta git goin'...beer is gettin warm.

[Gomer]

Okey dokey, green lite dun jist got up and left. My entry wuz at 1.3353. Da stop is goin ta 1.3340 now.

Time for anotha beer.

[Gomer]

I reckon that last trade dan't work out so good. Lost 13 pips, which is a 6-pack of beer for me. Dang!!! Guess I'll have ta git into the moon shine tanite.

OK, well there's alreddy anotha green lite. Its at 1.3308. Stop is 20 pips accordin to page 888 of da manual.

[Gomer]

Ahh shucks...forgit that last call and jist buy heer at 1.3325 and make yerself a dang fortchin!! Stop is 15 pips.

[golhuntsleep]

Hey Gomer........you need some more beer.........

[Gomer]

Originally Posted by golhuntsleep

Hey Gomer........you need some more beer.........

Dang!! How'd you know?

Yes sir, I reckon that last trade had me as nervis as deer in my back yard.
I dun seen that price dun went to 1.3310 on da Metatrader, but it dun only went ta 1.3312 on da Oanda. And I is jist thankin my lucky charms that my tradin is dun on Oanda.

Well, I thank I is goin ta retire for the day. After a day like taday I reckon I'll be taking tequiler shots off of my old lady's bosom tanite ta relax.