Red-lite, green-lite speshal

[Gomer]

I giss it dan't matta wut broker I is with, cuz I wuz stopped out fer uh 15 pip loss.

The dangdest part of it is that the green lite is flashin again!!! I'm buying here 1 mo time at 1.3318 with uh 18 pip stop.

Last trade of da wake fer may, so I hope it dun works out ok.

[Gomer]

Howdy Duty yall!!

I is soo glad I left dem Natural Ice's on ice last night. They are jist goin down so dang smooth this mornin. I been usin em as chasers fer my moonshine. I thank that later on I mite shoot something. I mane, hell, it is Friday after all.

As fer my tradin, after anotha close call, price has dun gone up a little bit. I is gonna rase my stop ta 1.3310. Da target is up arownd 1.3500 fer now.

[Gomer]

Jaze Lue-aze...I jist kane't catch a brake.

I dun bot the dang thang again at 1.3297. I is gonna give this 30 pips, and if get stopped again, I gonna shoot 2 deers tamarra sted of 1.

[Gomer]

Good evenin folks!!

Well I dun got stopped again. So far I is down 66 pips since I dun started this thread. Hare's the nixt light I'm seein. Gotta go!! (Got beer ta drank.)

[Gomer]

I dun put uh order ta buy at 1.3209 with uh stop at 1.3189. Every 4 hours the entry and stop will git moved down by 1 pip.

Also, I dun put and order ta short at 1.3309 with a stop at 1.3325. This order will cancel in 10 hours.

Other than that I jist ben drinkin beer and shootin bottles in my backyard with a pellet gun.

[Gomer]

Howdy...

Fer the nixt 6 hours I is goin ta short at 1.3315 with 20 pip stop. If it dan't go up and sted goes down, I is goin ta buy where I sed I wuz in last post.

Now let may git back ta watchin Jerry Springer. Its my faverite show I tell ya.

[Gomer]

Got stopped fer 20 pips....then went short again. In at 1.3333. Stop = 1.3346 Target is 1.3280

[Gomer]

Gude evenin folks............

I've got a reel treet fer you tanite. Seein as how I dun got off to a magnificent start so far, I thawt yall'd like ta see the upgraded pakkage I dun jist bot. Its got a buncha lines n stuff that my wife thanks are reel purty.